lllulabell

heymonster:

lllulabell:

iamluxurious:

matthewhimself:

joellamarano:

My boyfriend as far as I’m concerned.

He cant support you :O He has no job!

but he can save your ass every other week if you need him to.

He doesn’t need a job. There is money in the grass where he lives.

if i could live in any fantasy realm it would probably be hyrule.

Definitely. Jump off roof tops holding chickens. hahah remember pissing off chickens while riding Epona and the screen would freeze and do a close up on an angry chicken. Haha God that would be awesome.

thedailywhat:

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tiresome:

magicspells:gangwave

iamluxurious:

matthewhimself:

joellamarano:

My boyfriend as far as I’m concerned.

He cant support you :O He has no job!

but he can save your ass every other week if you need him to.

He doesn’t need a job. There is money in the grass where he lives.

prawnstar:

believe-achieve:

beautifuldirtyrich:

(via ragetoons)

kapi:

Christmas Tree — Lady GaGa (feat. Space Cowboy)

This is the only Christmas song I want to listen to.

r-y-a-n:

mugwumpian:

captainstevexxx:

emilyisrad:

swimmingthroughthestereo:

iyurrmelissa:

urmum:

-panda:

Typical twilight fans.

omg.

so true.

omg :’)

LMFAO

incredibly true.

LOLwut?!?!?!

herein i insert mcsweeney’s cruel nicknames for overweight vampires:

Snackula
Undead Weight
Count Chocoholic
Vampire the Buffet Slayer
Cholesteratu
The Vampurgler
The Vampire Lestop For Some Tacos
Vlad the Inhaler
Child Of Candy Cain
Quiche Lilith
Ghoulash
Queen of the Hammed
Taco Bela
Bela Obesi
Transylvania 6-5000 Calories
Dick Cheney
Das Vhoppyr

AHAHAHAAHAHAHA.

:(

giggles17:

9gag:

because I’m not allowed in schools

I get so mad with topics like these. I will always say,”….one nation under GOD…” And I will say it proudly too!

This is fucking bullshit. What’s his excuse for kids with cancer? Fuck this shirt and fuck the redneck who made it.

prawnstar:

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